The Barking Cat Review

How the Review is undertaken

Most leaders learn about their website from inside the building: dashboards, agency decks, and the opinion of whoever spoke last. Your customers see something else entirely, and they vote with their baskets. The Review is a clear-eyed account of the experience you are actually selling, seen from the only side of the screen that spends money. It is not an operations review, and it is deliberately light on your organisation: analytics access and a handful of conversations, two to four weeks, and a working session to land it. The Review is a fixed-scope engagement.

Before you commit £3m to a replatform, establish whether the platform is the constraint

The Review earns its keep whether or not the next step is Barking Cat. Sometimes the honest finding is that the work is yours to do, or belongs with someone already in the building. You get the diagnosis either way. An advisor who does not depend on the follow-on is the only one who can tell you that.

A specimen


Slides from a recent Review, with the client’s identity and traceable figures redacted. Every Review lands in this form: the governing thought, the constraint, the commercial anchor, and the sequence.

Specimen slide: the governing thought, client name redacted

The governing thought: the whole diagnosis in one sentence, argued before it is itemised.

Specimen slide: the binding constraint

The binding constraint: the one thing holding the rest back, and why that is usually good news.

Specimen slide: the commercial anchor with figures redacted

The commercial anchor: what a single point of conversion is worth, working shown, client figures redacted.

Specimen slide: the immediate priority actions

The first week: corrections at or near zero engineering, scored and sequenced.

Specimen slide: the closing statement

The close: what the leadership team leaves the room holding.

What the Review is not


It is not an operations review, and it is not a pitch for a build. Part of the job is naming the spending that should not happen: the replatform the platform does not warrant, the rebrand the brand does not need, the media budget that would subsidise a leaking journey. Sometimes the honest finding is that you do not need what you are being sold. That answer is only available from an advisor who does not earn from the build.

What happens next


Thirty minutes, no pitch. If there is work worth doing, a fixed-fee proposal in writing within two working days. Then the engagement, or a plain no.

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