The Barking Cat AI Diagnostic

How the AI Diagnostic is undertaken

The Review walks a proposition outside in, the way a customer does. The Diagnostic walks the operating model inside out, the way an operator does. It separates the AI that pays back from the snakeoil, by establishing what is actually true in the business rather than trusting the dashboard. Two to three days in the building, deliberately on-site, because the finished score comes from evidence, not a survey.

Before you commit to an AI programme, establish where the payback sits

92%

of retail and CPG executives plan to increase AI budgets

6%

are capturing real enterprise-level value from it

92%: NVIDIA, State of AI in Retail and CPG 2026. 6%: McKinsey, The State of AI, November 2025.

Leaders are under pressure from every direction at the moment: AI in every vendor deck and an answer expected by the end of the quarter. Nearly everyone is spending; almost no one is winning, and the difference is organisational, not technical. There is rarely anyone in the room whose job is to separate the commercial problem from the technology being sold to solve it. That is where Steve’s job starts, with the AI question answered inside the work rather than sold beside it.

It starts with diagnosis, because that is the house rule. Sometimes the honest finding is that you do not need what you are being sold, whether the seller is a software vendor, an agency, or an integrator with a replatform in mind. That answer is only available from an advisor who does not earn from the build.

The first step is an honest conversation.

What the Diagnostic is not


It is not automated, and presence is the product. A remote or pre-visit read is a hypothesis layer, labelled as such throughout, never presented as a finished Diagnostic.

It is not an implementation plan, a vendor selection, or a build. The boundary of the practice is the boundary of the instrument: it diagnoses and sequences, it does not configure or supply.

How it connects


The scope and boundary note that closes every Diagnostic is not a caveat. It states what the read saw and did not see, and it is the bridge to Ongoing counsel where a sequenced plan calls for one, offered once, in the working session, never pre-sold here.

You can run the five foundations on yourself first: twenty-one checks, thirty minutes, nothing leaves your browser.

What happens next


Thirty minutes, no pitch. If there is work worth doing, a fixed-fee proposal in writing within two working days. Then the engagement, or a plain no.

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